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{"1":{"channel name":"Station Announcements","author":"SS13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"messages":[{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"06:18:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"CentCom Logistics<br><br>Skeleton crew operations confirmed. Emergency supply caches have been pre-staged on the station. Department budgets doubled and salaries tripled for this shift. Research and Development systems pre-boosted. Medical cloners pre-upgraded.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"19:48:54","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Enemy communication intercepted. Security level elevated.<br><br>A summary has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"12:03:06","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>Pyroclastic anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Theatre.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"13:48:20","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"CentCom Research Initiatives<br><br>Cargo: Your station has been chosen for an epidemiological research project. Send us your cargo shuttle to receive your research samples.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"15:07:56","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Critical Power Failure<br><br>Abnormal activity detected in Skeleton Edition Charlie's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"16:14:28","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Paperwork Mishap Alert<br><br>A recent bureaucratic error in the Organic Resources Department may result in personnel shortages in some departments and redundant staffing in others.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"02:03:38","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>Gravitational anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Delivery Office.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"13:18:52","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nanotrasen Bounty Program<br><br>Central Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"16:44:36","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Critical Power Failure<br><br>Abnormal activity detected in Skeleton Edition Charlie's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"18:04:53","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Critical Power Failure<br><br>Abnormal activity detected in Skeleton Edition Charlie's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"21:07:51","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Medium-Priority Update<br><br>Based on [REDACTED], we believe that one of the station's animals/bots has developed human level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"23:15:47","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>Gravitational anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Security Post - Cargo Bay.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"03:41:24","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>High levels of radiation detected near the station. Maintenance is best shielded from radiation.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"04:13:08","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>The radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"05:39:26","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Paperwork Mishap Alert<br><br>A recent bureaucratic error in the Organic Resources Department may result in personnel shortages in some departments and redundant staffing in others.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"07:51:02","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nanotrasen Bounty Program<br><br>Central Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"18:14:16","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Critical Power Failure<br><br>Abnormal activity detected in Skeleton Edition Charlie's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"02:53:09","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Medium-Priority Update<br><br>Based on the communications traffic on your station, we believe that one of the station's pets has developed [REDACTED] level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"05:54:22","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nanotrasen Bounty Program<br><br>Central Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"10:09:34","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Medium-Priority Update<br><br>Based on our sophisticated probabilistic models, we believe that one of the station's simple animals has developed clown level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"10:24:51","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert<br><br>Due to [REDACTED], a pack of wire eating mammals have stampeded into the [REDACTED].","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"15:05:17","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert<br><br>Due to budget-cuts, a swarm of rodents have stampeded into the place with all those juicy wires.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"14:06:10","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert<br><br>Due to bad luck, a whoop of energy draining parasites have migrated into the place with all those juicy wires.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"18:07:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Medium-Priority Update<br><br>Based on our sophisticated probabilistic models, we believe that one of the station's [REDACTED] has developed human level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"12:21:03","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert<br><br>Due to [REDACTED], a pack of mice have swarmed into the maintenance areas.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"17:19:05","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Medium-Priority Update<br><br>Based on our sophisticated probabilistic models, we believe that one of the station's pets has developed security level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.","comments":[]}]}}