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CentCom LogisticsSkeleton crew operations confirmed. Emergency supply caches have been pre-staged on the station. Department budgets doubled and salaries tripled for this shift. Research and Development systems pre-boosted. Medical cloners pre-upgraded.
Enemy communication intercepted. Security level elevated.A summary has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.
Anomaly AlertPyroclastic anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Theatre.
CentCom Research InitiativesCargo: Your station has been chosen for an epidemiological research project. Send us your cargo shuttle to receive your research samples.
Critical Power FailureAbnormal activity detected in Skeleton Edition Charlie's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.
Paperwork Mishap AlertA recent bureaucratic error in the Organic Resources Department may result in personnel shortages in some departments and redundant staffing in others.
Anomaly AlertGravitational anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Delivery Office.
Nanotrasen Bounty ProgramCentral Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.
Critical Power FailureAbnormal activity detected in Skeleton Edition Charlie's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.
Critical Power FailureAbnormal activity detected in Skeleton Edition Charlie's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on [REDACTED], we believe that one of the station's animals/bots has developed human level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Anomaly AlertGravitational anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Security Post - Cargo Bay.
Anomaly AlertHigh levels of radiation detected near the station. Maintenance is best shielded from radiation.
Anomaly AlertThe radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.
Paperwork Mishap AlertA recent bureaucratic error in the Organic Resources Department may result in personnel shortages in some departments and redundant staffing in others.
Nanotrasen Bounty ProgramCentral Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.
Critical Power FailureAbnormal activity detected in Skeleton Edition Charlie's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on the communications traffic on your station, we believe that one of the station's pets has developed [REDACTED] level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Nanotrasen Bounty ProgramCentral Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on our sophisticated probabilistic models, we believe that one of the station's simple animals has developed clown level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Migration AlertDue to [REDACTED], a pack of wire eating mammals have stampeded into the [REDACTED].
Migration AlertDue to budget-cuts, a swarm of rodents have stampeded into the place with all those juicy wires.
Migration AlertDue to bad luck, a whoop of energy draining parasites have migrated into the place with all those juicy wires.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on our sophisticated probabilistic models, we believe that one of the station's [REDACTED] has developed human level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Migration AlertDue to [REDACTED], a pack of mice have swarmed into the maintenance areas.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on our sophisticated probabilistic models, we believe that one of the station's pets has developed security level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.