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CentCom LogisticsSkeleton crew operations confirmed. Emergency supply caches have been pre-staged on the station. Department budgets doubled and salaries tripled for this shift. Research and Development systems pre-boosted. Medical cloners pre-upgraded.
Enemy communication intercepted. Security level elevated.A summary has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.
Anomaly AlertUnstable bluespace anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Chief Medical Officer's Office.
CentCom Diplomatic CorpsCargo: The Spider Clan has sent us a mysterious gift. Can we ship it to you to see what's inside?
Anomaly AlertUnstable bluespace anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Central Maintenance.
Anomaly AlertPyroclastic anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Engineering Foyer.
Nanotrasen Bounty ProgramCentral Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.
Paperwork Mishap AlertA recent bureaucratic error in the Organic Resources Department may result in personnel shortages in some departments and redundant staffing in others.
Nanotrasen Bounty ProgramCentral Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.
Migration AlertDue to space being cold, a swarm of energy draining parasites have descended into the place with all those juicy wires.
Migration AlertDue to climate change, a whoop of mice have descended into the place with all those juicy wires.
Critical Power FailureAbnormal activity detected in Unidentified Array Nineteen's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on scans from our long-range sensors, we believe that all of the station's pets has developed lizard level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Ionospheric anomalies detected. Temporary telecommunication failu*3mga;b4;'1v-BZZZT
Migration AlertDue to Ragnarok, a horde of energy draining parasites have descended into the maintenance tunnels.
Anomaly AlertHigh levels of radiation detected near the station. Maintenance is best shielded from radiation.
Anomaly AlertThe radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.
Nanotrasen Bounty ProgramCentral Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.
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Migration AlertDue to climate change, not more than 15 rodents have migrated into the maintenance areas.
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Migration AlertDue to [REDACTED], a whoop of squeaking things have swarmed into the maintenance areas.