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Security level elevated.<br><br>A summary has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"19:09:07","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"#4nd%;f4y6,>\u00a3%-BZZZZZZZT","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"20:11:32","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Critical Power Failure<br><br>Abnormal activity detected in Fatguy Course Thirteen's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"23:18:00","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Ionospheric anomalies dete'fZ\\kg5_0-BZZZZZT","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"03:38:25","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nanotrasen Bounty Program<br><br>Central Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"13:23:14","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Critical Power Failure<br><br>Abnormal activity detected in Fatguy Course Thirteen's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"16:51:41","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert<br><br>Due to budget-cuts, not more than 15 energy draining parasites have swarmed into the place with all those juicy wires.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"08:27:19","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Critical Power Failure<br><br>Abnormal activity detected in Fatguy Course Thirteen's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"15:08:35","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert<br><br>Due to bad luck, a horde of wire eating mammals have swarmed into the maintenance areas.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"16:40:13","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Medium-Priority Update<br><br>Based on our omnipotence, we believe that one of the station's [REDACTED] has developed security level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"17:52:37","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>High levels of radiation detected near the station. Maintenance is best shielded from radiation.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"18:22:46","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>The radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"02:13:50","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"CentCom Russian Outreach Program<br><br>Cargo: A group of angry Russians want to have a party. 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Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"18:57:06","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Nanotrasen Bounty Program<br><br>Central Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"01:42:43","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Medium-Priority Update<br><br>Based on [REDACTED], we believe that one of the station's lesser lifeforms has developed low level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"11:37:09","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Paperwork Mishap Alert<br><br>A recent bureaucratic error in the Organic Resources Department may result in personnel shortages in some departments and redundant staffing in others.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"15:39:31","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Anomaly Alert<br><br>Pyroclastic anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Port Primary Hallway.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"17:22:23","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Paperwork Mishap Alert<br><br>A recent bureaucratic error in the Organic Resources Department may result in personnel shortages in some departments and redundant staffing in others.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"22:22:44","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Medium-Priority Update<br><br>Based on [REDACTED], we believe that one of the station's pets has developed clown level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"06:09:35","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert<br><br>Due to [REDACTED], a pack of rodents have migrated into the maintenance tunnels.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"11:35:11","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Medium-Priority Update<br><br>Based on the communications traffic on your station, we believe that one of the station's pets has developed clown level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"16:02:20","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Central Command Medium-Priority Update<br><br>Based on [REDACTED], we believe that one of the station's bots/animals has developed lizard level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command","time stamp":"00:49:15","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Migration Alert<br><br>Due to [REDACTED], not more than 15 wire eating mammals have stampeded into the place with all those juicy wires.","comments":[]},{"author":"Central Command Update","time stamp":"05:49:18","censored":0,"author censored":0,"photo file":"","photo caption":"","body":"Ionospheri:%\u00a3 MCayj^j