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CentCom LogisticsSkeleton crew operations confirmed. Emergency supply caches have been pre-staged on the station. Department budgets doubled and salaries tripled for this shift. Research and Development systems pre-boosted. Medical cloners pre-upgraded.
Enemy communication intercepted. Security level elevated.A summary has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.
Power Systems NominalPower has been restored to Grim West Hangar Twelve. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Power Systems NominalAll SMESs on Grim West Hangar Twelve have been recharged. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on the communications traffic on your station, we believe that all of the station's animals/bots has developed very low level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
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CentCom Supply DepartmentCargo: Seems we've ordered doubles of our department resupply packages this month. Can we send them to you?
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on the communications traffic on your station, we believe that one of the station's lesser lifeforms has developed low level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Critical Power FailureAbnormal activity detected in Grim West Hangar Twelve's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on our omnipotence, we believe that one of the station's simple animals has developed command level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on energy emissions we detected, we believe that one of the station's bots/animals has developed clown level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Nanotrasen Bounty ProgramCentral Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on our omnipotence, we believe that one of the station's pets has developed lizard level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Critical Power FailureAbnormal activity detected in Grim West Hangar Twelve's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.
Nanotrasen Bounty ProgramCentral Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.
Critical Power FailureAbnormal activity detected in Grim West Hangar Twelve's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.
Migration AlertDue to space being cold, a whoop of rodents have descended into the maintenance areas.
Nanotrasen Bounty ProgramCentral Command has issued a high-priority cargo bounty. Details have been sent to all bounty consoles.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on scans from our long-range sensors, we believe that one of the station's pets has developed moderate level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Migration AlertDue to space-winter, a swarm of wire eating mammals have stampeded into the maintenance tunnels.
Paperwork Mishap AlertA recent bureaucratic error in the Organic Resources Department may result in personnel shortages in some departments and redundant staffing in others.
Migration AlertDue to budget-cuts, a swarm of squeaking things have migrated into the [REDACTED].
Anomaly AlertHigh levels of radiation detected near the station. Maintenance is best shielded from radiation.
Anomaly AlertThe radiation threat has passed. Please return to your workplaces.
Critical Power FailureAbnormal activity detected in Grim West Hangar Twelve's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.
Migration AlertDue to Ragnarok, a whoop of rodents have swarmed into the place with all those juicy wires.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on [REDACTED], we believe that one of the station's lesser lifeforms has developed low level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Critical Power FailureAbnormal activity detected in Grim West Hangar Twelve's powernet. As a precautionary measure, the station's power will be shut off for an indeterminate duration.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on energy emissions we detected, we believe that one of the station's lesser lifeforms has developed security level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Migration AlertDue to Ragnarok, a horde of rodents have descended into the maintenance areas.
Migration AlertDue to Ragnarok, a number of energy draining parasites have stampeded into the maintenance areas.
Migration AlertDue to [REDACTED], a horde of rodents have stampeded into the maintenance tunnels.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on the communications traffic on your station, we believe that one of the station's lesser lifeforms has developed human level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Migration AlertDue to space being cold, a number of squeaking things have descended into the place with all those juicy wires.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on scans from our long-range sensors, we believe that one of the station's [REDACTED] has developed lizard level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
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Migration AlertDue to space-winter, not more than 15 energy draining parasites have descended into the maintenance areas.
Migration AlertDue to budget-cuts, a horde of energy draining parasites have descended into the [REDACTED].
Migration AlertDue to budget-cuts, a horde of mice have stampeded into the maintenance tunnels.
Migration AlertDue to climate change, a number of rodents have swarmed into the place with all those juicy wires.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on our sophisticated probabilistic models, we believe that one of the station's lesser lifeforms has developed human level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Migration AlertDue to space-winter, a swarm of mice have swarmed into the maintenance areas.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on our sophisticated probabilistic models, we believe that one of the station's animals/bots has developed clown level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Central Command Medium-Priority UpdateBased on scans from our long-range sensors, we believe that one of the station's simple animals has developed clown level intelligence, and the ability to communicate.
Migration AlertDue to [REDACTED], a whoop of wire eating mammals have swarmed into the place with all those juicy wires.
Power Systems NominalAll SMESs on Grim West Hangar Twelve have been recharged. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Power Systems NominalPower has been restored to Grim West Hangar Twelve. We apologize for the inconvenience.